| People
' and young people in particular ' love to vote: the evidence
is irrefutable.
Australia's
recent election was nothing if not a political orgasm laid
bare, the electric build'up of friction between the two
major parties culminating in a gripping crescendo of noise
and fireworks. We waited as one sweaty nation for the moment
of truth, and when it came (if you'll pardon pun) the news
flash'flooded the streets. Yes, contrary to much popular
and media speculation, Casey had been elected the new Australian
Idol.
This
voting frenzy was by no means a freak phenomenon. Nearly
three million people tuned into the final episode of the
latest Big Brother ' the fourth in its series ' making it
the most watched single episode in pre'Idol Australia this
year. In fact, of that Top Ten list, six of those episodes
were interactive reality TV shows. Three of them were American
crime shows and one of them, coming home in sixth place,
was a news programme.
Voting
has become an increasingly essential ingredient in the recipe
for lucrative mass entertainment, though admittedly it is
hard to imagine John Howard and Mark Latham inspiring the
same level of enthusiasm as our beloved teenage crooners.
Even if federal SMS votes were accepted it is unlikely that
we would bother thumbing in our opinion thirty times a week.
So where are the pollies going wrong?
The
uncomfortable relationship between politics and reality
TV first hit the headlines in the UK just after the national
election of 2001, when an embarrassed number'cruncher admitted
that more Brits voted for who should stay in the Big Brother
house than for who should sit in the House of Commons. (Significantly,
perhaps, the winner of the Big Brother election stood to
win 70,000 Stirling ' considerably more than the annual
salary of the Prime Minister.) That year the issue of national
government attracted less than 60% of eligible voters to
the polls ' a record low since 1918. Voter participation
in reality TV shows simultaneously reached an all'time record
high.
British
politicians have not been the only losers in the ratings
popularity contest. The Czech government has recently disbanded,
largely due to the fact that the ruling party took a beating
in the EU elections ' for which there was a (not quite)
30% turnout. That's about 2.3 million voters, to be specific.
Put in perspective, more than 3 million people registered
their votes in Cesko hleda SuperStar... yes, that's Czechoslovakian
Idol to you and me.
At
this juncture it is obviously tempting to offer political
hopefuls some glib advice about the need for more hairspray,
spandex and a hit 70s cover song in their repertoire to
improve their career prospects, but unfortunately the concept
has already been optioned. Vote For Me is the British politician's
reality spin off of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here '
essentially a forum for half'remembered'once'kind'of'famous
people to slate/shag someone equally unmemorable in public
in an attempt to stimulate receding incomes. However, doubt
has been preemptively cast over the show by its late'night
timeslot, a thinly disguised executive vote of no confidence
in the allure of politicians for the mainstream audience.
Television
producers in the States had a little more confidence in
the general idea, however, with the launch of American President
hitting primetime in August this year. Interestingly, the
television audience was not invited to vote: it was the
'presidential candidates' themselves who voted each other
out of the contest, supposedly based upon the merits (or
otherwise) or their respective campaigns. The result, of
course, was a show about political infighting, conspiracies
and double'crossing, bringing some 'reality' back into reality
TV.
The
movers and shakers of the political world have apparently
been taking notes. After all, this global television phenomenon
has quickly succeeded where many Western national elections
have failed: actually getting the public to vote. Arguably,
one of the most intelligent aspects of this year's federally
recognized US presidential campaign was the broadcast
emphasis on Idol and Big Brotheresque production values:
the increased obsession with live footage (naturally with
extra behind'the'scenes surveillance); the helpful addition
of subtitling and of course an even bigger, better and
more drawn out series of challenges interspersed with
carefully choreographed song and dance routines. All that
was missing was Simon Cowell to adjudicate the presidential
debate... now there was a missed opportunity!
Notably,
Election Day (or more accurately, Election Season) 2004
topped the polls in the US, a reversal of the declining
trend (particularly in the youngest demographic) of recent
decades. And still, the electoral organizers in other
nations are scratching their beards in envious puzzlement...
Why are punters so keen to vote on the next warbling starlet,
yet so reluctant to vote on their next national leader?
Given that one vote will affect the charts for about four
weeks and the other will have international ramifications
for at least four years, it does appear to laugh in the
face of logic.
The
answer to this conundrum might lie not in what the vote
actually does, but whether it does anything at all. We
no longer live in the sixties: ours is not an age where
public opinion affects public policy. When more than a
million people marched in London against joining the military
coalition against Iraq, the British government managed
not only to ignore this overwhelming communal response
but also to emerge politically unscathed, claiming the
ethical high ground. If governments aren't listening to
their electorates, to whom are they listening? Evidently
the great unwashed are well aware their view counts for
nothing against the judgment passed down by British Petroleum
and other big businesses that are consulted in decision'making
processes: a post'election survey in 2001 reported that
77% of Britons did not believe voting changed a thing.
But
the Idol audience has real power and they know it ' because
they see their vote in motion. Week by week the field
of contestants is refined until the winner is... And here
is a key point of departure from politics: the element
of choice. With reality TV the voters are spoilt rotten
for choice; in national elections the 'choice' seems increasingly
limited to two.
If
your average consumer walked into a bar to be offered
only two brands of beer and nothing else, they would most
likely feel disappointed. If they happened to actively
dislike the only beers available they would probably refuse
to buy either and have words with the barman. If the barman
then told them that it was obligatory to buy one of the
two beers, the consumer's only remaining choice would
then be whether to throw up in the glass or on the carpet.
Thus, even where voting is mandatory as it is in Australia,
a good turnout at the polls does not necessarily reflect
a politically engaged and empowered electorate.
Faced
with such a limited choice on Election Day, people are
more likely to vote negatively; in other words they will
vote against the person they don't want for the job rather
than voting for their ideal candidate (if this dubious
person exists). TV audiences, on the other hand, having
a much broader range of options, are more likely to vote
positively. Involving the audience at an early stage of
the process appears to give them a greater sense of ownership
and control ' qualities that are lacking in the political
process.
Should
our politicians be masturbating boars and swimming through
tanks of baby crocodiles in pursuit of an interested audience,
then? These, after all, are the techniques used by many
successful reality TV shows. But just when we thought
the reality antics could become no more extreme, the Spaniards
have raised the stakes.
The
seven remaining contestants in Spain's Big Brother house
have now to face the most daunting challenge yet. They
have been given five days to memorize all 325 pages of
the European Constitution ' possibly the least riveting
read of all time. This is not merely a sadistic whim of
the producers; it is a carefully constructed stunt to
publicise its contents before a referendum is held in
February. The Spanish will be the first Europeans to vote
on this Constitution, and a dancer, a taxi driver and
a make'up saleswoman are amongst those chosen to popularise
serious politics.
So,
when governments can learn to do the job they've supposedly
been elected for, the public may well be sufficiently
inspired to get up off the sofa and vote. Until that point,
however, wise politicians should be reaching for those
spandex pants and rehearsing a little bum dance in preparation
for the next parliamentary debate. And make it legal for
us to vote by SMS.
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