Sunday
The case of a missing Alabama woman in Aruba, fallout
from the Michael Jackson court case, and the Tom Cruise
meltdown continue to almost completely dominate the U.S
media...
Meanwhile, no word of...
Six months on from the tsunami, residents of Indonesia,
Sri Lanka and other nations affected by the tragedy claim
they they still haven't seen any aid.
Members of the U.S Congress who toured Guantanamo Bay
prison assessed that conditions there were improving,
despite renewed calls from human rights groups and others
for its closure.
In Zimbabwe thousands of impoverished residents were left
homeless as part of President Mugabe's 'Drive Out the
Trash' campaign to demolish slum settlements.
Monday
I had dinner at an 'Outback Steakhouse' Australian'themed
restaurant and couldn't help but notice the seafood section
of their menu offering 'The Bonza Botany Bay Catch o'
the Day'. Last time I heard of anyone back home eating
a fish they caught in Botany Bay they were in hospital
for three weeks with mercury poisoning.
And whoever it is that's in charge of marketing the cat's
swill known as Fosters deserves a gold medal. People here
truly believe it's what we drink in Australia, and you
can find it just about anywhere, even as it's scarce among
most reputable Oz pubs that aren't busy pandering to tourists
without a sense of direction.
Tuesday
President Bush appeared on television this evening in
an attempt to raise his nation's morale.
He notified his country that the conflict in Iraq would
continue beyond his own term in office.
He announced that he'd send as many more troops to the
Middle East region as was needed to secure peace (even
though the U.S will soon not have any more troops to send,
their reserve forces already pushed to the limit).
He continued to connect 9/11 and the 'war on terrorism'
with the Iraqi invasion, still refusing to acknowledge
the fact that there actually wasn't any terrorist activity
taking place in Iraq until America and their 'coalition
of the willing' entered the country.
Wednesday
Any hope President Bush may have had about raising morale
was dashed when a Chinook helicopter was downed over a
remote part of Afghanistan killing all 16 aboard. To date,
the bodies have not been recovered.
Thursday
For much of this week I was in rural Maine looking for
potential places to live over the next year...
At a 'Chilli's' chain restaurant for lunch on the I'95
interstate my server cheerfully announced:
...Hi, my name is Summer and I'll be your server for today...
Now, as part of our new company policy, seeing as I've
given you my name, why don't you tell me your name?...
A little fed up with the endless attempts to personalise
my meal service at the various eatieries I'd visited that
week I rather cheerfully offered with a smile, ...Saddam....
Apparently 'as I soon discovered' Summer had been having
a tough week. Her boyfriend had broken up with her, she'd
written off her car, she'd cracked a nail, etc... and
my smart arse remark had just pushed her over the edge.
Summer didn't just start to cry in front of me and the
fifty or so other diners, she started to bawl. When the
manager rushed over to see what was happening he began
to berate the poor girl so I interjected and, red as a
beetroot, announced I'd simply made a joke that had been
misunderstood...
After some hurried apologies I scoffed my sandwich, left
a sizeable tip and made for the exit. Roadside diners
in middle America probably aren't the best place to make
snippy remarks about the corporate service'culture and
politics.
Friday
Small towns have big news.
The
Bangor Daily News in northeast Maine today reported that
a nearby town has been under attack for days from an unknown
assailant vandalising resident's parked cars.
His choice of weapon? Bottles of French salad dressing
hooked up to a spray nozzle.
Weird...
And yet I want to know so much more about this vicious
criminal...
Saturday
The Live 8 concerts are being held worldwide today. Can
Bush be convinced to overcome his reservations about releasing
the Third World from debt obligations and alter his opinion
on climate change?
Sadly, it's doubtful. But let's see 'with fingers crossed'
what happens at the meeting this coming week.
In the meantime, happy 4th of July!
Ezy Reading is out every Monday.
